end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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