Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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Yeah and because of your vagina I had to cancel my family trip to the Grand Canyon.
Did it shoot mustard?
nom nom nom
i know. so sad that the hotdog has more girth.
If it were my cock you wouldn't be able to face a pork tenderloin.
Foot long or junior frank?
Vienna Sausage
Because of your tits I can't order over easy eggs at Dennys anymore.
Cocktail sausage
Ball park FRANK, is that you?
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