My girlfriend figured out who you are.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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