There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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