Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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