I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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