Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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