What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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