He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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