scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
is wine microwaveable?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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