don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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