I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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