Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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