You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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