the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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