Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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