Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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