I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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