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  • 85 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:19am

    Dude, screw herpes, you could get malaria of the dick that way.

  • 80 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:35pm

    *notes this down for future ideas*

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm

    i found herpes medication at your house

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:38am

    Yea ... it's herpes...don't be a fool

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:59am

    *note to self - BUY TRAMPOLINE*

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:11pm

    While you're getting undressed, there's enough room for a lingering mosquito to bite you. Duh.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:38pm

    How can your dick get a mosquito bite during sex? You wouldn't think a mosquito could get in there, bite you, and get out between strokes. Did you stop for a bit with your dick just out like a mosquito lightning rod or something?

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:30pm

    5:41, stop dating such a bitch.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:39pm

    at least the mosquito got some action

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53am

    sex on a trampline sounds fun! haha, that is totally now on my list of to do's, along with sex in a church, and under a waterfall....

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 7:22pm

    I hate all of you so much.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:04am

    its probably not a bite.....

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:34pm

    the good part about sex in a church is no mosquitoes. i've fucked in church twice- once in a sunday school room after hours, then once in a room behind the altar during sunday night services. i'm looking forward to hell. :)

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:19pm

    If you got a mosquito bite on your D- you're doing it wrong

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:35pm

    so i heard you got herpes T/F

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:17pm

    i dunno i've tried sex on a trampoline and it is kinda difficult. there is alot of bouncing and nothing really for leverage. Plus if you don't have a blanket the burns can really hurt

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:11pm

    now THAT my friend would be one fun night

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:58am

    under a waterfall - would be very difficult, and not as sexy and romantic as it sounds.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:01pm

    combine this and bubble wrap sex and you have one hell of an evening

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:17pm

    curious... but not quite sure of its plausibility.... hmm.... off to the drawing boards.... ..."honey?..."

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:56pm

    It's called foreplay guys..... was outside naked for like 2 hours... plenty of time to get bitten

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:09pm

    Props to 12:04! O&A Rock!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:50pm

    i got a bite on the bottom of my foot, and trampoline burns on just about everywhere last time i did that..

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15pm

    Nice try 1:11 but that's highly unlikely.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by sarahsmackdown on Apr 16, 10 at 9:56am

    yeah, not a mosquito bite. probably herpes.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59am

    better hope its a mosquito bite

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:02am

    How would you have a mosquito bite on your dick if one, you were having sex and two, you didn't notice a bug land on your dick? Hmm

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:55pm

    I so want to fuck on a trampoline now...

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:04pm

    sex in a church? I hope you're not running a radio show

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:41pm

    My boyfriend's cousin just got a trampoline and we spent a few nights at her place. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex on it with me, though.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:01pm

    are you sure it's just a mosquito bite?

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:50pm

    That's AWESOME, I totally have wanted to do that for a while, now that I know it was worth it, I'm on it

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:25pm

    Under a waterfall is not really all that great......its kinda sloppy and only looks good in movies. &&&& You better hope that it is only a bite......you may want to jump on over to planned parenthood and get tested for free. :-)

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:08pm

    are you sure you didnt mistake the bite for being your dick?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:35pm

    1:34, that's what she said...

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:22am

    You were so doing something wrong dude.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:45pm

    valtrex valtrex valtrex

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:25 you weren't doing it right

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    Lucky. Trampolinesex is like. . my goal in life.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:22am

    *puts on to do list*

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:54pm

    or girl on top bouncin works good too. its a good work out also haha

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:25pm

    i had sex on a trampoline, wasn't so great, just sounds cool.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 7:22pm

    I hate all of you so much

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:48pm

    1:25- you gotta do it up near the edge so you can use the bar that the springs are attached to for leverage. You do get burns on your knees though.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59am

    this post is retarded

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    I think that's called a wart my man