I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize