I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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