is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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