none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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