My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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