Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Less talking, more tequila
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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