My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dicks are not precious.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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