I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Bring me that man meat
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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