His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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