Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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