Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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