He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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