Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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