At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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I understand Curling. That high.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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