I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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