I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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