I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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