My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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