i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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