Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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