So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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