Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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