we're chasing vodka with high fives
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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