I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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