He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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