Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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