You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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