all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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