Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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