Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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