Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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