I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize